jon
Mar 5th, 2008
Mar 5th, 2008
jury duty is the new vacation
dropping off the face of the internet was fun for a while, but i just can’t stay away for good. for those who aren’t in the know, i started a new job three weeks ago. it’s super crazy fun times. and for those who are in the know, well, now you know what you know now, no?
the biggest news of this week by far is that i have been selected for philadelphia jury duty. i was so excited when i opened my mailbox to see this:
even without my cleverly added clipart, you can’t unsay you aren’t not disjealous, no?
If jury duty came with boobs and balloons, I’d be all for it.
how did my picture end up on your jury selection card?
weird…
two better questions are, how did you end up on that island and why did you shave that magnificent beard off?